Brittany Furlan’s been using her relationship in her stand-up routine and she didn’t hold back
Tommy Lee’s wife made a NSFW joke about his ding-a-ling during one of her stand up routines as she made her return to the comedy scene.
The Mötley Crüe rocker tied the knot with comedian Brittany Furlan back in 2019, having been in a relationship with each other for a couple of years by that point.
When she returned to stand-up comedy she had a routine about her husband’s nether regions which she deployed upon her audience.
In her routine she began: “I used to do stand-up many years ago, not a lot of people know that about me, then I stopped doing stand-up comedy and I married Tommy Lee.
The couple got married in 2019. (Steve Granitz/WireImage)
“You guys know about Tommy Lee? The honk-honk on the boat Tommy Lee, now I should be doing sit-down comedy for the rest of my life. Jesus Christ.
“My God, does anyone have a f**king icepack, or heating pad? You ever chew up beef jerky and spit it out? That’s what I’m working with.
“My vagina was normal, okay? It was normal and nice and cute… That’s what mine looked like ’til I met him.”
Speaking about her relationship with Lee, she said: “I met someone whom I can trust because I didn’t trust anybody that I’ve dated before, I’d say Tommy is my first true love and I’m finally safe and happy.”
As for what he’ll think about his wife making a joke about his third leg, Tommy Lee probably won’t mind considering how public he is with his nether regions.
He’s shared pictures of his two veg on social media in the past, despite people’s protestations over his followers seeing far more of him than they were intending to.
Lee has also shown his meat on social media too, which resulted in people wondering what the deal was after the post was left up for so long.
Fortunately for Brittany’s fans they seemed to enjoy her stand-up routine after she posted it onto her Instagram account, as they said they ‘f**king love you’ and thought the routine was ‘hilarious’.
Someone else congratulated her on ‘gettin back on comedy game’ as they declared that the ‘world f**kin needs it’.
The couple first met on Raya, a dating app which is very exclusive where people have to apply to be on it.
Now you know how the other half lives and loves.
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