My 55-Inch Bum Is So Big I Hid Bottles Of Booze In It To Go Clubbing

She claims she used it to sneak bottles of alcohol into concerts with her friends when they were younger and couldn’t afford drinks.

Steph Oshiri, who is quite popular on TikTok under the username @stephoshirii, often posts content celebrating her ample curves.

However, one of her recent stories really took her followers by surprise.

Hailing from Ontario, Canada, Steph was featured in a video wearing a bright yellow dress that accentuated her 55-inch backside, which she proudly displayed to the camera.

In the video, which has already racked up over 15,000 likes, she made a startling confession:

“One thing I used to do when I was younger was hide full alcohol bottles in my bum. I’m not kidding. I wish I was.

“Every time me and my friends would go to concerts, I would be the person that would have to hide the alcohol. I wish I was joking.”

She added in the video’s caption: “Posting this on my burner cause its humiliating.”

The revelation left viewers both amused and baffled, prompting them to flood the comments section with questions about how she managed the feat.

One intrigued user asked: “Wait. in your bum? Or under and between the cheeks?”

Responding with a follow-up video, she clarified that she would tuck a 500ml bottle down the back of her leggings where it wouldn’t be noticed.

She detailed her method in the response: “I have become way too comfortable on the internet, but I am gonna demonstrate for you.

“Now, listen, for this to be a true demonstration, I would need a Mickey vodka. I don’t have a Mickey on hand. I have this, but it’s relatively the same size.

“Okay, let me just get into position. Basically this is what me and my friends would do before every concert, um, because we were probably underage and couldn’t legally drink.

“And also we were broke, so we didn’t have money for drinks, regardless. So they would listen, come on, it’s gone. It’s gone. It’s gone. It’s my one party trick.

“We would do this for every concert until, you know, we were like in our twenties but I can just, it’s the perks of being big. I guess it’s the perks of having a big bum.

“It’s like a little purse.”

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